yep how many times have you heard lyrics or made up your own to a tune - Trivia 5 hopes to share some of  those happy moments  AC/DC's 'A Long Way To The Top" Misheard Lyrics: It's a long way to the 'Cross, If you wanna f*** a mole. Original Lyrics: It's a long way to the top, If you wanna rock 'n' roll. Misheard Lyrics: It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.. Original Lyrics: It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll.. Madonna's, "Like A Virgin" Misheard Lyrics: Didn't know what love style was Until I found you. Original Lyrics: Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you. Misheard Lyrics: F***ed for the very first time. Original Lyrics: Touched for the very first time. Misheard Lyrics: Hugged for the very first time or Humped for the very first time Original Lyrics: Touched for the very first time Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" Misheard Lyrics: I can't get no curry action. Original Lyrics: I can't get no girl with action. Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Woman" Misheard Lyrics: She blew my load and then she blew my mind. Original Lyrics: She blew my nose and then she blew my mind. Rolling Stones', "She's So Cold" Misheard Lyrics: I'm on top of her. Original Lyrics: I'm so hot for her. Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up" Misheard Lyrics: You make me groan and cry. Original Lyrics: You make a grown man cry.   Steely Dan's, "Do It Again" Misheard Lyrics: Then you love a little wilder Original Lyrics: Then you love a little wild one   Alanis Morissette's, "All I Really Want" Misheard Lyrics: All I need is a little sexual intercourse Original Lyrics: All I need now is intellectual intercourse   Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean" Misheard Lyrics: I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting. Original Lyrics: I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body. lanis Morissette's, "Jagged Little Pill" Misheard Lyrics: Like a shag-ged little meatball. Original Lyrics: Like a jagged little pill. 10cc Heard: Be moist and quiet. Actual: Big boys don't cry. Song: "I'm Not In Love" Heard: A compromise with Charlie helped the situation. Actual: A compromise would surely help the situation. Song: "The Things We Do For Love"   ABBA Heard: You are my vapid queen. Actual: You are my dancing queen. Song: "Dancing Queen"   Bryan Adams Heard: I got my first real sex dream; bought it at the five and dime. Actual: I got my first real six-string; bought it at the five and dime. Song: "Summer Of '69" Heard: Starin' at my momma's corpse, the summer'd seem to last forever. Actual: Standing on my momma's porch, the summer'd seem to last forever. Song: "Summer Of '69"   Beach Boys Heard: And she'll have fun fun fun, 'til her daddy takes the teabag away. Actual: And she'll have fun fun fun, 'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away. Song: "T-Bird"   Beatles Heard: Knee-deep in donuts. Actual: Lady Madonna. Song: "Lady Madonna" Heard: The girl with colitis goes by. Actual: The girl with kaleidescope eyes. Song: "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" Heard: Living is easy with nice clothes. Actual: Living is easy with eyes closed. Song: "Strawberry Fields" Heard: Will you still feed me, when I'm six-feet-four? Actual: Will you still need me, when I'm sixty-four? Song: "When I'm Sixty-Four"   Bee-Gees Heard: And you come to me on a submarine. Actual: And you come to me on a summer breeze. Song: "How Deep Is Your Love"   David Bowie Heard: Ground control to Mao Tse-Tung. Actual: Ground control to Major Tom. Song: "Space Oddity" Heard: And the papers want to know who shot you where. Actual: And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Song: "Space Oddity"   Glen Campbell Heard: I'm a right sore cowboy! Actual: Like a rhinestone cowboy. Song: "Rhinestone Cowboy" The Clash Heard: Sherry don't like it - rocks in my backyard, rocks in my backyard. Actual: The sharif don't like it - rock the casbah, rock the casbah. Song: "Rock The Casbah" Elvis Costello Heard: Accidents will happen, especially to your mom. Actual: Accidents will happen, it's only hit and run. Song: "Accidents Will Happen"   Creedence Clearwater Revival Heard: There's a bathroom on the right. Actual: There's a bad moon on the rise. Song: "Bad Moon Rising"  Deep Purple Heard: Snow-covered otter, fire in the sky. Actual: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky. Song: "Smoke On The Water" Desmond Dekker And The Aces', "Israelites" Misheard Lyrics: Get up in the morning, sleeping for bread, sir Sold out to every monk and beef-head Oh-oh, me ears are alight Why find my kids? They buck up and a-leave me Darling cheese head, I was yards too greasy Oh-oh, Me ears are alight. Original Lyrics: Gets up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir So that every mouth can be fed Oh-oh, me Israelites Wife and my kids, they pack up and a-leave me Darling, she said, 'I was yours to receive' Oh-oh, me Israelites. Neil Diamond Heard: Reverend blue jeans. Actual: Forever in blue jeans. Song: "Forever In Blue Jeans"   Doors Heard: Writer's on the phone. Actual: Riders on the storm. Song: "Riders On The Storm"   Duran Duran Heard: Send in your walnut of silence. Actual: Send in your warning sirens. Song: "New Moon On Monday" Heard: The reflex is a no-neck child captured by the wolves. Actual: The reflex is a lonely child. Song: "The Reflex"   Bob Dylan Heard: The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind. Actual: The answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind. Song: "Blowin' In The Wind"   Eagles Heard: Lice in the Vaseline. Actual: Life in the fast lane. Song: "Life In The Fast Lane" Heard: Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother. Actual: Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover. Song: "Take It Easy"   E.L.O. Heard: Medieval woman. Actual: Evil woman. Song: "Evil Woman" Heard: Strain my dick. Actual: Strange magic. Song: "Strange Magic"   Enya Heard: Save the whales, save the whales, save the whales. Actual: Sail away, sail away, sail away. Song: "Orinoco Flow"   Eurythmics Heard: Sweet Jesus, Maitre D'. Actual: Sweet dreams are made of these. Song: "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)"   Peter Frampton Heard: There's bee stings in my ears. Actual: There's ringing in my ears. Song: "Show Me The Way"   Peter Gabriel Heard: She's so funky now. Actual: Jeux sans frontiers. "Games Without Frontiers"   Crystal Gayle Heard: Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue. Actual: Don't it make my brown eyes blue. Song: "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"   Golden Earring Heard: Red-eye love. Actual: Radar love. Song: "Radar Love"   INXS Heard: Better than Oasis! Actual: Elegantly wasted. Song: "Elegantly Wasted" Heard: Super salad bar. Actual: Suicide blonde. Song: "Suicide Blonde"   Elton John Heard: She's got electric boobs, a mower suit. Actual: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit. Song: "Bennie And The Jets" Heard: Rocket man, burning all the trees off every lawn. Actual: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone. Song: "Rocket Man"   Kinks Heard: You got me so I can't see Batman. Actual: You got me so I can't sleep at night. Song: "You Really Got Me"   Led Zeppelin Heard: And if you listen very hard, a Jew will bother you a lot. Actual: And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last. Song: "Stairway To Heaven"   Madonna Heard: Last night I wanked off some Dago. Actual: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. Song: "Papa Don't Preach"   Paul McCartney / Wings Heard: I'll mate her; one jet to always love me. Actual: Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me?. Song: "Jet" Heard: I thought the major was a lady, sofa and chair. Actual: I thought the major was a lady suffragette. Song: "Jet"   Meatloaf Heard: I can see a pair of dice by the dashboard light. Actual: I can see paradise by the dashboard light. Song: "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"   Monkees Heard: Chocolate pudding everywhere. Actual: Charcoal burning everywhere. Song: "Pleasant Valley Sunday"   Billy Ocean Heard: Go and get stuffed. Actual: Going gets tough. Song: "Going Gets Tough"   roy Orbison Heard: Holy Baloney. Actual: Only the lonely. Song: "Only The Lonely"   Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Heard: Hey, hey, hey - I'm Barney Rubble. Actual: Hey, hey, hey - I'm born a rebel. Song: "Born a Rebel"   Pink Floyd Heard: No 'Dukes Of Hazzard' in the classroom. Actual: No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Song: "Another Brick In The Wall, Part II" Heard: It's good to warm my balls beside the fire. Actual: It's good to warm my bones beside the fire. Song: "Breathe (Reprise)" Heard: I have become comfortably dumb. Actual: I have become comfortably numb. Song: "Comfortably Numb"   Police Heard: When my elephant escapes me, a llama ties me up and rapes me. Actual: When their eloquence escapes me, their logic ties me up and rapes me. Song: De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" Heard: His car has four-wheel drive. Actual: His car is warm and dry. Song: "Don't Stand So Close To Me" Heard: I'm a pool-hall ace. Actual: How my poor heart aches. Song: "Every Breath You Take" Heard: A year has passed since I broke my nose. Actual: A year has passed since I wrote my note. Song: "Message In A Bottle"   Prince Heard: Baby, have you got an orgasm?. Actual: Baby, have you got enough gas?. Song: "Little Red Corvette" Heard: Red, spherical dress. Actual: Raspberry beret. Song: "Raspberry Beret"   Queen Heard: Another one buys a Datsun. Actual: Another one bites the dust. Song: "Another One Bites The Dust" Heard: Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard. Actual: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Song: "Bohemian Rhapsody" Heard: Spare him his life for his pork sausages. Actual: Spare him his life for his monstrosity. Song: "Bohemian Rhapsody" Heard: You've got mud on your face, front disc brakes. Actual: You've got mud on your face, big disgrace. Song: "We Will Rock You"   Ramones Heard: I want a piece of bacon. Actual: I wanna be sedated. Song: "I Wanna Be Sedated"   Rolling Stones Heard: Here they whip the women just around midnight. Actual: Hear him with the women just around midnight. Song: "Honky Tonk Women" Heard: Hey, you, the top of my blouse. Actual: Hey, you, get off-a my cloud. Song: "Get Off Of My Cloud" Heard: He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke six cigarettes a week. Actual: He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me. Song: "Satisfaction"   Carly Simon Heard: You're so lame, I bet you think this song is about shoes. Actual: You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you. Song: "You're So Vain"   Simon & Garfunkel Heard: She's a slut, ooh, more than you will know. Actual: Jesus loves you more than you will know. Song: "Mrs. Robinson" Heard: Percy Sledge was married on time. Actual: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Song: "Scarborough Fair"   Bruce Springsteen Heard: Ten devils who freeze-dried! Actual: Tenth Avenue freeze-out! Song: "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out"   Steppenwolf Heard: Ketchup warm and running. Actual: Get your motor running. Song: "Born To Be Wild"   Rod Stewart Heard: Find myself a rotten old man. Actual: Find myself a rock 'n' roll band. Song: "Maggie May"   Supremes Heard: You're catering love. Actual: You can't hurry love. Song: "Can't Hurry Love"   Toto Heard: I guess that Ray's down in Africa. Actual: I bless the rains down in Africa. Song: "Africa" Heard: Form a line! Love isn't always on time. Actual: Hold the line - love isn't always on time. Song: "Hold The Line"   Trammps Heard: Ernie and Bert, disco and find them!. Actual: Burn baby burn, disco inferno. Song: "Disco Inferno"   U2 Heard: I can see those spider veins. Actual: I can see those fighter planes. Song: "Bullet The Blue Sky" Heard: Sometimes I feel like chicken pie. Actual: Sometimes I feel like checking out. Song: "Ultraviolet"   Steve Winwood Heard: Bring me an iron lung! Actual: Bring me a higher love. Song: "Higher Love"   ZZ Top Heard: Everybody's crazy 'bout a shot dead man. Actual: Everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man. Song: "Sharp-Dressed Man"  If you know of any others drop us an email        (We believe most of the information is accurate but dont bet money on it as we cant be held responsible for your losses) Trivia 1 - First hits for artists and Number One Hit Wonders Trivia 2 - Songs and bands about numbers  Trivia 3 - Songs about actors & fans & places Trivia 4 - What bands / artists did for jobs along with bands who were named after animals & Famous Left Handers Trivia 5 - Misheard lyrics Trivia 6 - Is it true or false - music facts - including general info about songs / bands or rock stars kids names - your be hooked on this!! Trivia 7 - Is about those Bands from record, TV, Video, DVD who used nom de plumes etc Trivia 8 - Songs & Bands about colours   This page was last updated on 10/03/09 . Web Design by the Geezer